You Know you’re From Pittsburgh When..
- 1. You walk carefully when it is “slippy” outside.
- 2. You often go down to the “crick”
- 3 You have to “red up” before company comes over
- 4. You’ve ever gotten hurt by falling into a “jaggerbush”
- 5. You know that Ahia is a river, a boulevard, and a state.
- 6. You’ve ever “warched” or “wershed” the laundry.
- 7. You know where Beer Falls is.(beaver falls)
- 8. Mr Webster is wrong. You know full well that “ain’t” is correct English.
- 9. You know you can’t drive too fast of back roads, cause-udda-deer.
- 10. “Gumbands” …. need i say more?
- 11. You’ve ever drank and “arn”
- 12. You’ve ever told someone to “quit jaggin around”
- 13. You know that Clinton, Monaca, and Beaver, are actually names of towns.
- 14. You’ve called someone a “jaggoff”.
- 15. You hear you guyses” or “yins” and don’t look twice.
- 16. You know the 3 rivers by name and can pronounce them correctly, but refer to the as … da Mon, da Al, and da O.
- 17. You hate Cleveland although you’ve never been there.
- 18. You know where KerNEGgy is and you like his museum and “liberries”.
- 19. You drink “pop”, eat “hogies” “pierogies” and “gyros”(jy-rows).
- 20. You drink Melk.
- 21. You didn’t have IHOPS or wafflehouses
- 22. You know what a still mill is
- 23 You cheer for the stillers
- 24 You expect temps in the winter to be record breaking cold and temps in the summer to record breaking hot.
- 25. You go dahntahn to da strip district and take your wife with you. Be sure to get a Permanee’s sammich while yins are der hangin out an ‘nat.
- 26. You know where Picksburgh is
- 27 You can find Zillionopal of a map
- 28 You go food shoppin at Jine Iggle
- 29 You don’t have a spring break in high school
- 30 You beleive that “Ize” is the abreviation for ” I was”
- 31 You know some one from “Sliberty , Esliberty or Wesliberty.
- 32. You’ve played witha dekkacards
- 33 You know the picksburgh zoo is in “Hilinpark” and have been there for school field trips.
- 34 You say “Mc Connells Mills” although you know that there is only one mill there
- 35 You what is meant by “the POINT”
- 36 You love Pennsylvania
- 37 Chipped ham was always in your fridge when you were growing up
- 38 If you’ve ever been “ascared” because that “nebby” old lady across the street saw you do something bad and you know she will ” tell on you”
- 39. No matter how hard you try you can’t stop talking Picksburghese.
- 40 You are reading this and will forward it to family and friends who used to live in “da-burgh”
